Dentist: You shouldn’t feel any pain.
Me: Great.
Dentist: Now close your eyes to keep the debris out.
Me: What?
Ah, yet another one of those painful maintenance tasks.
The follow up instructions tell me no alcohol tonight, and no drinking from a straw. Which sucks, because that totally blows my usual Thursday night routine. *[Email:]: Email *[Twitter:]: Twitter *[Phone:]: Phone